Chris Pratt and Anna Faris took little Jack to the Travel Town Museum in Los Angeles on Sunday and spent the day playing with the trains.
#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003
#Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain
so close
god damnit i cant stop laughing
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Fuck me with your claws. Stick your dick in my vagina and stick one crab claw in my ass and one in my mouth. Impregnate me with lobsters. I want to become the mother of a shellfish.
@staff remove this blog immediately
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“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob
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